timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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moistchunkyslurp:

*a pair of black socks on Ebay*

"NEW Casual sexy cute elegant slim-fit low cut soft and hypoallergenic comfy neutral FASHION HOT SELL x-small extra small small medium simple chic booties feet mittens warm foot cover direct honest seller FAST CHEAP SHIPPING pair of dark mysterious black shade for YOU"

laugh-til-ya-fart:

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

What every school system teaches us*

dior:

"The future is gold". J’adore Dior, the new film, starring Charlize Theron. 

(Source: donrickles)

ohsatsune:

Full Moon Cityscape & Galaxy Paintings by jenn satsune | #satsune

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